justgivemeafan:

well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status. 

(via fake-mermaid)

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

nevvzealand:

thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it

(Source: moseby, via r-owdy)